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Spicy Oatmeal Pizza

First printed in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2026)

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Spicy Oatmeal Pizza

Artifact — Food

When this artifact enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.
2 generic, tap, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

"Yeah, I threw in some habaneros to cut the heat on this."
—Raphael

Illustrated by
Nicholas Gregory

Legality

Rulings (5)

  • Food is an artifact type. Even though it appears on some creatures, it's never a creature type.
  • Some spells and abilities that create Food tokens may require targets. If each target chosen is an illegal target as that spell or ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve. You won't create any Food tokens.
  • If the target of Spicy Oatmeal Pizza's first ability is illegal as the ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve and none of its effects will happen. You won't be dealt damage. (You can just tell your friends it wasn't that spicy.)
  • Whatever you do, don't eat the cards. (Also, don't make the pizzas pictured on the cards. You don't have the digestive system of a Ninja Turtle.)
  • If an effect refers to a Food, it means any Food artifact, not just a Food artifact token. For example, you can sacrifice Pizza Face (a Legendary Artifact Creature — Food Mutant) to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability (an ability with "Sacrifice a Food" in its cost). You can't sacrifice a Food to pay multiple costs. For example, you can't sacrifice a Food token to activate its own ability and also to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability.

Prices

MTGO price: 0.003 TIX, the cheapest non-foil print (average sell price on GoatBots, 1 Nov 2026).

In Limited on MTG Arena

Win rates in Arena drafts and sealed, retrieved from 17Lands (CC BY 4.0).

Win rates of Spicy Oatmeal Pizza in Limited
Set GIH WR vs set IWD Games
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMT), Premier Draft 57.8% +1.0 +1.0 13225
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMT), Sealed 59.2% +1.7 +3.5 1168
GIH WR
win rate of the games in which the card was in the opening hand or drawn
vs set
points above or below the average win rate of all decks in the set
IWD
improvement when drawn: GIH WR minus the win rate when the card stayed in the library
Games
games in which the card was seen

Standard In 1 of 1778 decks (0.1%), most in WR (unclassified)

Share of decks
0.1%
▲ 0.1 vs previous 30 days
2026-08-10: 0.0% 2026-08-17: 0.0% 2026-08-24: 0.0% 2026-08-31: 0.0% 2026-09-07: 0.0% 2026-09-14: 0.0% 2026-09-21: 0.0% 2026-09-28: 0.0% 2026-10-05: 0.0% 2026-10-12: 0.0% 2026-10-19: 0.2% 2026-10-26: 0.0%
Weekly, last 90 days
Decks
1
1 main, 0 sideboard
Avg. copies
1.0
in the main deck
Win rate
–
0 top 8 (challenges only)

Archetypes by metagame share

Archetype Meta Play it
WR (unclassified) 6.4% 1%

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