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Malicious Malfunction

First printed in Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty (2022)

Malicious Malfunction

Sorcery

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If a creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

"That? A minor test, nothing more. Incompleat flesh is weak."
—Jin-Gitaxias

Illustrated by
Deruchenko Alexander

Legality

Rulings (2)

  • Creatures that would die for any reason this turn are exiled instead, not just creatures that would die after getting -2/-2.
  • While the -2/-2 applies only to creatures that are on the battlefield as Malicious Malfunction resolves, the replacement effect applies to all creatures that turn, including ones that enter the battlefield after Malicious Malfunction resolves or noncreatures that become creatures after Malicious Malfunction resolves.

Prices

MTGO price: 0.003 TIX, the cheapest non-foil print (average sell price on GoatBots, 1 Nov 2026).

In Limited on MTG Arena

Win rates in Arena drafts and sealed, retrieved from 17Lands (CC BY 4.0).

Win rates of Malicious Malfunction in Limited
Set GIH WR vs set IWD Games
Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty (NEO), Premier Draft 51.2% -4.4 -1.1 4974
Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty (NEO), Sealed 50.6% -3.7 -1.2 662
GIH WR
win rate of the games in which the card was in the opening hand or drawn
vs set
points above or below the average win rate of all decks in the set
IWD
improvement when drawn: GIH WR minus the win rate when the card stayed in the library
Games
games in which the card was seen