First printed in Lorwyn Eclipsed (2026)
Sorcery
Target creature gains trample and haste until end of turn.
Draw a card.
"We smelled you kith-twits makin' porridge in here! We love porridge! Give us your porridge!"
- Illustrated by
- Scott Murphy
Legality
- Legal in
- Standard, Pioneer, Modern, Legacy, Vintage, Future Standard, Historic, Timeless, Alchemy, Gladiator, Commander, Duel Commander, Tiny Leaders, Oathbreaker, Brawl, Standard Brawl, Competitive Brawl
- Not legal in
- Pauper, Penny Dreadful, Premodern, Old School 93/94, Pauper Commander, PreDH
Ruling (1)
- If the target creature is an illegal target as Impolite Entrance tries to resolve, it won't resolve and none of its effects will happen. You won't draw a card.
Prices
MTGO price: 0.003 TIX, the cheapest non-foil print (average sell price on GoatBots, 1 Nov 2026).
In Limited on MTG Arena
Win rates in Arena drafts and sealed, retrieved from 17Lands (CC BY 4.0).
| Set | GIH WR | vs set | IWD | Games |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lorwyn Eclipsed (ECL), Premier Draft | 44.6% | -10.4 | -3.8 | 1858 |
- GIH WR
- win rate of the games in which the card was in the opening hand or drawn
- vs set
- points above or below the average win rate of all decks in the set
- IWD
- improvement when drawn: GIH WR minus the win rate when the card stayed in the library
- Games
- games in which the card was seen
