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Bloated Processor

First printed in March of the Machine (2023)

All 4 prints

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Bloated Processor

Creature — Phyrexian

Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "2 generic: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

3/2

Illustrated by
Brock Grossman

Legality

Prices

Paper price: €0.14 / $0.19 , the cheapest non-foil print (Cardmarket and TCGplayer through MTGJSON, 2 Nov 2026).

MTGO price: 0.006 TIX, the cheapest non-foil print (average sell price on GoatBots, 2 Nov 2026).

Limited On MTG Arena

Win rates in Arena drafts and sealed, retrieved from 17Lands (CC BY 4.0).

Win rates of Bloated Processor in Limited
Set GIH WR vs set IWD Games
March of the Machine (MOM), Premier Draft 57.7% +2.9 +4.6 21535
March of the Machine (MOM), Sealed 57.3% +1.9 +4.0 1431
GIH WR
win rate of the games in which the card was in the opening hand or drawn
vs set
points above or below the average win rate of all decks in the set
IWD
improvement when drawn: GIH WR minus the win rate when the card stayed in the library
Games
games in which the card was seen